Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Sound of a One-Hand Clap!

A Zen Master once asked me about the sound from a one-handed clap.

I answered him with a f-a-r-t, and he was blown apart!

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Of course, it's not a true life incident, but I am sure the Zen Master would have been pleased by the impromptu answer! In case you have any Zen experiences to share, do post your comments.

1 comment:

Kannan said...

LOL...yeah, in australia i heard that they call farting as 'ass applause'....lol